verity-burns:

“Where’s your bride?”

“Mary? Oh, she’s not my bride.”

“What?”

“No, she’s just a friend. A good friend, mind you, but no more than that.”

“What are you talking about? You’re marrying her in a little less than half an hour.”

“I don’t think so.”

“Have you hit your head?”

“Nope.”

“You’re serious?”

“I’m dead serious.”

“Then why on earth have we gone through this rigmarole?”

“Got you here, didn’t it? And wearing a TIE, no less.”

“Of course I’m wearing a tie - I thought you were getting married today!”

“Oh, I am.”

“What?”

“Or at least, I hope to be.”

“You are making no sense whatsoever.”

“I know how you feel about me.”

“No you don’t. How do you?”

“Suspected soon after you came back, actually. But I couldn’t be sure until I saw your face when I said I was leaving.”

“So this whole thing has been… what? Punishment?”

“Would you rather I’d punched you?”

“You did punch me!”

“Well, you deserved it.”

“And did I deserve this? To have to stand here and watch while you… Oh.”

“Oh?”

“You’re not marrying Mary?”

“I’m really not.”

“But you are getting married.”

“Well, that rather depends.”

“On?”

“On whether or not you’ll have me.”

“…”

“Sherlock?”

“But… One can’t just turn up in front of a vicar and get married, John. There are formalities…”

“It’s amazing what you can arrange when the British government owes you a favour.”

“But… Me?

“Of course you.”

“But we’re not… I’ve never even…”

“Does that matter? Do you want me, Sherlock? To marry me, in fact?”

.

.

“I do.”

(Source: bluebellglowinginthedark)

(Reblogged from ikalinaiwanwa)

doctorhotpants:

ravenclawsbleedtardisblue:

oh-stewart:

i have the sex appeal of a math book

idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”

And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?

#….uh. in a fit of desperation i’ve spanked a math book with a ruler.

(Source: bleakparadise)

(Reblogged from ikalinaiwanwa)

handsanitizers:

disembodiedangelfeet:

isaisanisa:

I LAUGHED REALLY LOUDLY AT HOW PISSED DEAN WOULD BE IF SAM BROUGHT THIS HOME

“I’m back, Dean! Guess what I brought!” Sam called as he let himself into their hotel room.

“Took you long enough. What, some conditioner?” Dean didn’t even try to move from his spot on the bed. He was busy looking through the newspaper for reasons known only to Dean Winchester.

“Nope. Your favorite thing.” Sam pulled the plastic container out of the grocery bag and waved it at just the right angle. Dean glanced over, seeing the flash of crust strips over red filling.

“Dude! You got an entire freaking pie?” Dean was on his feet and after the pie instantly. It’d been weeks since they’d gotten decent pie.

Sam grinned enthusiastically as he set it on the table. “Yeah. Dig in. It’s not fresh, but its probably good.” He retreated out of the room.

Dean worked the clear covering off and found a fork somewhere. There was something kind of weird about the pie, but he didn’t care. Mouth watering, he dug the fork in and-

What the.

There was no thick, liquid resistance against the fork edge, no stain of red juice bubbling over the edges from the pressure. He forked out a bite and lifted it, staring in disbelief.

It was white cake.

It was fucking white cake disguised as pie.

“FUCKING HELL, SAMMY, I’M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS SENSELESS!”

i’m not even in this fandom and i had to reblog this okay

(Reblogged from ikalinaiwanwa)

buffy rewatch • ‘two to go’

(Reblogged from whedonsbitch)

dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

(Reblogged from carry-on-my-wayward-castiel)

nothisiscastiel:

someone please tell me that i’m not the only one who temporarily shipped sam/meg

THERE’S ANOTHER ONE

(Reblogged from nothisiscastiel)

- You taste like strawberries

- You taste like fish biscuits

once-upon-a-slayer:

clarasuperwholocked:

castiel-sherlocked-the-tardis:

valerieparker:

BEST

OTP

DUET

EVER

IS THAT FUCKING CHARLIE YES OR NO

YES

FUCK YES ITS CHARLIE AND ITS ON NETFLIX

WATCH THIS SHIT

(Source: mockingsarcasm)

(Reblogged from once-upon-a-slayer)
  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
  • Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Cuil Theory: You have two cows. I give you a hamburger.
  • Oprah Winfrey: You get a cow! And you get a cow! Everybody gets a cow!
  • Mushu: Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow.
  • Joss Whedon: You have 2 cows. You make everyone fall in love with the cows. You kill them right in front of everyone.
(Reblogged from obsessednproud)
imtherealcumberbitch:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

a-confidentliar:

a-confidentliar:

I’m going to start reblogging this every Wednesday.

I’m keeping my promise.

OH THANK GOD I FOUND THIS BEFORE IT BECAME THURSDAY.

IM SO HAPPY I FOUND THIS ON WEDNESDAY!!!

imtherealcumberbitch:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

a-confidentliar:

a-confidentliar:

I’m going to start reblogging this every Wednesday.

I’m keeping my promise.

OH THANK GOD I FOUND THIS BEFORE IT BECAME THURSDAY.

IM SO HAPPY I FOUND THIS ON WEDNESDAY!!!

(Source: thescienceofjohnlock)

(Reblogged from obsessednproud)